We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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