i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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