you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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