I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
