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1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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