I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
only you would photoshop your dick
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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