everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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