You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
