Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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