i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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