kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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