I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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