What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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