okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I understand Curling. That high.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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