I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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