Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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