U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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