There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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