I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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