so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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