don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
so much tequila, so little girl.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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