so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Terrible idea I love it
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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