'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
