Me too!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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