I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Rumble strips road head = magical
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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