ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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