i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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