it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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