laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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