My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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