If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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