is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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