Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
