i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
