He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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