Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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