did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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