Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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