the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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