Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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