he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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