And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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