there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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