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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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