i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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