Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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