The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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