i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
