i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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