508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Couch. On fire.
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