i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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