Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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