you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
