you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
