Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize
