well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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