I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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