They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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