He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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